SOMETIMES PEOPLE BECOME
DISEMBODIED ENERGY
AFTER DEATH WHICH WE CAN
DETECT AS COLD AIR,
RECORDED WHISPERS,
AND ELECTROMAGNETIC
FIELDS!!
A WEALTHY GROUP
OF GLOBAL ELITE
PEDOPHILE CANNIBALS
ARE CONSPIRING TO KIDNAP
AND EAT CHILDREN!!
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
HAS RECOVERED ALIEN
SPACECRAFT AND HAS
BEEN SECRETLY
REVERSE-ENGINEERING THEM
FOR DECADES!!
ALIEN BEINGS
HAVE BEEN VISITING EARTH
FOR THOUSANDS
OF YEARS, BUILDING STUFF
FOR DUMB
HUMANS!
A.G.I. is INEVITABLE
DESPITE THE FACT
THAT NOBODY
knows WHAT
INTELLIGENCE EVEN
MEANS!
YOU CAN
PEER INTO THE
XBOX KINECT!